Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Wife: पूजा किया करो, बलाएं टल जाएगी Husband: तेरे बाप ने बहुत की होगी, उसकी टल गयी, मेरे पल्ले पड़ गयी!!
On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready." Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having? Husband: Toast and juice!
A man drained all the water from his swimming pool. Wife: Why did you do that? Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!